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Life in a Post Modern Techno-Political Pandemic Lollapalooza!

Updated: Oct 9, 2021


Let's be honest. Life these last two years have been less than optimal. Whipsawed from one panic to the next, we've all had it up to here (pointing to just below drowning level).


I have just the thing to calm those severed nerves, frayed neurons, and faulty circuits.


Come one! Come all! - Visit Bob's Robot Redemption.


Bob will assist you by:

  • TWEAKING your inner most thoughts until you can no longer hear them.

  • He can REBOOT your perceptions, and clear out your CACHE.

  • Bob can tactfully REMOVE unwanted spam from your cerebral cortex.

And Bob can do all of this in just three easy payments!


So act now, don't wait. Be first in line for a fresh, shiny new outlook! Everything will soon be Okay!


Bob's Robot Redemption. Accept no substitutes.


List of side-effects may include:

  • Headache

  • Skin rashes, blisters, peeling of the skin or severe acne

  • Inflamed skin (redness) or lesions (red with a purplish center)

  • Itching, welts or hives on the skin (the face, eyelids, tongue, lips, throat, limbs, hands, feet and sex organs), as well as swelling (puffiness) on or around the eyes, lips, tongue or face

  • Swelling of the face, hands and ankles

  • Ulcers, sores or white spots on the lips or inside the mouth

  • Unpleasant breath odor

  • Dry mouth

  • Changes in ability to taste (or loss of taste)

  • Breathing problems

  • Yellowing of the eyes and skin (jaundice)

  • Abdominal pain

  • Tightness in the chest

  • Vomiting of blood or substances that resemble dark coffee grounds

  • Visual disturbances (such as blindness, widened pupils, decreased vision or blurred vision)

  • Eye pain and inflammation (redness of the eyes)

  • Eye tearing

  • Ear congestion

  • Sore throat

  • Runny or stuffy nose

  • Body chills and cold sweats

  • Noticeable changes in consciousness or loss of consciousness

  • Convulsions, seizures, twitching muscles or tremors (shaking)

  • Confusion, light-hotheadedness and dizziness

  • Feeling faint

  • Fatigue, drowsiness and body weakness

  • Difficulty with swallowing

  • Coughing

  • Clay-colored or light colored stools (feces)

  • Black or bloody stools (feces)

  • Constipation or diarrhea

  • Bowel movement difficulties or loose stools

  • Problems with urination (dark urine, difficulties with urinating or decreased urine flow)

  • A fast or irregular heartbeat

  • Sweating (increased or profuse)

  • Bruising or bleeding easily

  • Increased thirst

  • Joint and muscle pain, muscle cramps or stiffness

  • Swollen joints

  • Movement difficulties

  • Loss of appetite

  • Lack of libido (interest in sex or changes in sexual ability such as abnormal orgasms, problems with the discharge of semen or ejaculation or the inability to have or maintain an erection)

  • Persistent nausea and vomiting

  • Hallucinations

  • Unexplained fever

  • Unexplained weight loss or decreased weight

  • Coma

  • Manic episodes (including severe sleeping problems, racing thoughts, increased energy levels, reckless behavior, excessive agitation, irritability or happiness, unusually grand ideas, and excessive talking or faster than usual)

  • Belching

  • An acidic or sour stomach

  • Sensations of crawling, burning, itching, prickling, tingling or numbness

  • Heartburn and indigestion

Use only as directed.




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